Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash
david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.
Must reblog for that comment
That comment, my God..
but i don’t want to be deleted :(
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
All kinds of truth in this statement.
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holy curves! <3
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Oh my fucking god. I am CRYING. Oh hahahahahahahahhahaha.
holy fuck i did not expect that
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From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
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